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[Rats]

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Great comic, mate.😉

ChazDude responds:

Someone's been playing Worms WMD I see...!

[Appropriation]

Lemme ask ya somethin'...
Aren't you yourself a stereotype of the NG comic making scene?😏

Good comic, btw. ;)

[Time Machine]

"When this babe hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious sh*t!"
-Dr. Emmet Brown. Hill Valley, 1985.

[Low Memory]

(After the events of the comic, Carl quickly brings an infected Dave to the hospital.)
Doctor: "So... what seems to be the problem here?"
Carl: "I think he has a Trojan Virus, or something."
Doctor: "D-Did you say TROJAN VIRUS?!"
Carl: "...Yes. Why do you-?"
(Dave suddenly transforms into a trojan soldier)
Dave: "Hey, where's Troy? Where's the victory horse? Where am I?! I need to get to my home ASAP! Outta the way, you weird fiends!"
(Then Dave, as a trojan soldier, leaves the hospital confused and disoriented.)
Carl: "Should we be concerned?"
Doctor: "Well, he has a sword and can slice up people in half or stab them."
Carl: "...I'll be taking that as a "Yes".

Good comic, m8. ;D

[Missed Rubbish.]

Didn't knew bins were actual races. (Well, at least in cartoons.) Makes me wonder if there's a possibility of a comic with another speaking item. (Probably a table, maybe?🤔)

Good comic btw.😉

[Gum]

So...how it feels to know that there's an animation based on this comic?😏

Good one. :)

[Dave's Brain]

What kind of mushrooms were these two knobheads eating⁉️ 🤨
Also, is Dave still doin' drugs after a (not so) long time⁉️ 😲

Nonetheless, GR8 C0M1C, M8! 😉👍

ChazDude responds:

Magical Mushrewms!

[Voter ID]

Man, it's like that Yurgenburger loyalty card was like Dave's ID or something.
Also, now we know D&C's address.
Also, i like ur new profile icon.😉
Also, did you went "back in time to 2018" again? 🤔
Cool comic, btw. 🙂

ChazDude responds:

I'm a time traveller :x

[Bandwidth]

TOASTY, SUPER TOASTY! ;D
I bet that toaster also has this features: It has a touchscreen, you can phone your friends with it, can be used as a radio, it has a lifetime warranty, can be used as an air conditioner, it has a talking AI (like Cortana?), can be used as a computer, can be used as a fire extinguisher, can be used as an orange juicer, and best of all... it can ACTUALLY DO EVERYTHING YA CAN THINK OF! ;D

Nice comic, btw! ;D
(And yes, we're living in the (mostly bizzare) future, mates.)

[10 Things Not To Do In South Africa]

#12: Pronounce Zebra wrong.
#13: Underestimate the vastness of the country.
#14: Attempt to smuggle baby animals out of the country.
#15: Annoy an elephant.
#16: Annoy a lion.
#17: Play the vuvuzuela through the world's biggest megaphone.
#18: Attempt to start another Ebola virus disease. (And get incarcerated for life for it.) (Sorry.)
#19: Ride a Leopard.
#20: Get eaten alive by a tiger.
#21: Think Egypt is in South Africa.
#22: Call the zulu language a drunk language.

This was both unexpected and hilarious! XD
The 10th one was very painful! (Especially for Carl.)
Anyway, nice comic, dude! ;D
(Also, is there gonna be a second part to this?🤔)